tockthewatchdog:

i would die for every sweet ditzy woman on earth. every time some gross man makes fun of a ditzy woman im like ill kill you. i will literally fucking kill you. her life is objectively worth more than yours

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butch-catra:

[Cherchez La Femme] oh fuck i need to protect women *runs out into heavy traffic*

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kawaiilluminatii:

warlocksmith:

that episode of the X-Files where they rip the hood off of a Klansman and it was an alien

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memecollege:

Again, TikTok is Vine 2

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muvataughtme:

duchessofostergotlands:

lovingtheroyals:

laurasroyalblog:

femaleheroes:

A-MA-ZING

Actual text from my sister when Katelyn debuted this “Holy shit. Katelyn Ohashi’s routine this year.”

College, and specifically UCLA, gymnastics seems like such a fun and encouraging place. I love how she’s genuinely smiling throughout the entire video and how her teammates are cheering her on and truly loving and supporting her throughout her routine. I hope we can get more of this in sports!

My favourite thing is the fact her team mates do parts of the routine with her. It’s so cute. And I love her

Whoa! She’s fantastic and y’all know I love Michael ❤️

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didyouknowfallout:

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tenebraelux:

bestestbooknerd:

illegalcerebral:

darky01:

ain-t-bovvered:

lets-all-have-an-orgy:

the-messedup-priorities-so-far:

swingsetindecember:

relenafanel:

ekjohnston:

drst:

thespooniewrites:

I made a generator to find out about your supernatural partner because human partners are out of fashion now

“ Quick-witted vaguely-humanoid creature who bakes cookies.”

Hey wait, that’s ME!!!

I got “gentle selkie that loves to cuddle” and 1. I have never been more happy, but 2. they have full access to their sealskin, should they require it.

“Passionate witch who hoards precious gems. They love that they can sit in comfortable silence with you.” i mean. yeah, actually.

“Respectful demigod that lurks in darkness. They feel at peace when they are with you.“ i mean, wow. 

“Suave siren who can heal with a single touch. They feel you are the only person who understands them.” I would…like to meet this creature very much, please and thank you.

@lets-all-have-an-orgy @emmii4 @but-for-the-gods-three-days @elaspn @notsoevil

“Possessive forest creature who brings you flowers every week. They love your bravery.”

First sentence is me as a follower

@silvahhauntah @adventurous-blob @royalrowena @ain-t-bovvered

I ACCEPT

Tender-hearted forest creature who makes friends with every cat they see. They fall in love with your eyes several times a day. 

I love them.

“Standoffish winged person who loves to spoil you. Their favorite thing about you is your laugh”

I have some Dominion feels (I miss that show)

Sensitive God who has a beautiful singing voice. They love the way your mind works.

YESS PLEASE

I got a 502 error, which speaks for itself, really

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